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  • Numbers 13:25-29

    Numbers 13:25-29

    At the end of forty days they returned from scouting the land. They went straight to Moses and Aaron and the whole Israelite community at Kadesh in the wilderness of Paran, and they made their report to them and to the whole community, as they showed them the fruit of the land. This is what… Read more

  • Leviticus 18:3

    Leviticus 18:3

    You shall not copy the practices of the land of Egypt where you dwelt, or of the land of Canaan to which I am taking you; nor shall you follow their laws. Read more

  • Genesis 2:18

    Genesis 2:18

    The LORD God said, “It is not good for man to be alone; I will make a fitting helper for him.” Read more

  • Exodus 21:10

    Exodus 21:10

    If he marries another, he must not withhold from this one her food, her clothing, or her conjugal rights. Read more

  • Exodus 3:9-10

    Exodus 3:9-10

    Now the cry of the Israelites has reached Me; moreover, I have seen how the Egyptians oppress them. Come, therefore, I will send you to Pharaoh, and you shall free My people, the Israelites, from Egypt.” Read more

  • Numbers 3:1-3

    Numbers 3:1-3

    This is the line of Aaron and Moses at the time that the LORD spoke with Moses on Mount Sinai. These were the names of Aaron’s sons: Nadab, the first-born, and Abihu, Eleazar and Ithamar; those were the names of Aaron’s sons, the anointed priests who were ordained for priesthood. Read more